Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Iron Hymen

Whenever the liberal media gets me down, I check out whitehouse.org, a reliable source for cutting out the flowery language and delivering the unvarnished right-wing agenda.

For Valentines Day the good people at the whitehouse rolled out a couple sites for the kids: iron hymen and sex is for fags, complete with cool merchandise. I know what you all are getting for your birthdays.


Blogger Duane said...

My favorite IH line:

"Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet"

Who says sophisticated satire is dead?

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